April 2011
8 posts
Apr 27th
There's A Sunny Side To Every Situation
Currently, the forecast for Ye Olde Mifflin Street Block Party of 2011 is predicting rain. Although the situation is undeniably devastating, there are definitely solutions. First of all, I should mention that it is still 6 days away, and the forecast could very well change. Shmariel pointed out to me this morning that a good portion of our time is consumed by me worrying about the weather and her...
Apr 25th
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Is this what you want, Jeanne??????? Is this better servery conduct than reckless stool use???? Do you think an overabundance of bananas and economy sized hand sanitizer will distract us from the problem at hand? It won’t! Not to mention that Carly’s feet were dangerously close to the fine china in this situation, which wouldn’t be so concerning if we still had cabinet doors...
Apr 21st
In Case You Missed It...
It doesn’t take something as dramatic as a cake fight to bring the police to an AXO event- our very own Shmariel Shmurray single-handedly summoned officials to our “formal dress off campus date party” a few weeks back. To make a long story short, upon entering the third-party vendor, she took it upon herself to pick up a “stray” basketball from the hallway where some...
Apr 20th
Alpha Chi America
Still no omega, but we’re getting creative… Three cheers for the red white and blue and scarlet and olive green! Hera, Uncle Sam, it’s all the same. I’ll be practicing playing “Stars and Stripes Forever” on my golden lyre for the rest of the semester, so if anyone would like to join the band, please let me know. Lizard Kween - this is a french horn...
Apr 19th
“‎”I left class. I was like, I’m not gonna sit here for three hours...”
– Diana Rube
Apr 12th
Notorious B-I-Jeanne
As everyone is probably well aware, Mifflin weekend is approaching. As Ex-(VP) Membership Development, I am familiar with the turmoil of creating a Mifflin shirt to satisfy all Golden Lyres. Last night, in a state of library-induced delirium and overabundance of mexican condiments, Shmariel and I took it upon ourselves to brainstorm for this year’s shirt. The criteria for a sorority Mifflin...
Apr 7th
Random Acts of Kindness
“Somebody has the mate to this sock, PLEASE take me back to my twin” Good one Jeanne!!!!!!!!!! Was there someone with one bare foot in the servery? What’s the rule for that??? 
Apr 6th